One of the (very few) “perks” of a hysterectomy:
I’m finger quoting the “perks” word since there are only two “perks” I know of which are getting rid of the Cansuh and also having no more “friend,” which, (if we’re being cup-half-full-people, which we are, especially after having a sort of down week) are pretty good perks.
My white pants are in the closet rejoicing as we speak and my granny panties are gathering and preparing for a giant granny panty protest.
I have three boxes of leftovers of these things in every size and I’ll ship! Wait, is that weird? Inappropriate? Well they’re not USED! OK, FINE. You can come get them then. Still weird? Fine.
What was funnier though was the scene of the actual tampon photo shoot which was a couple of boys proclaiming “Hey! I want to play with the ‘glow sticks!’” Along with the barrage questions, “Mommy what are those!” And “Why are you spelling ‘DONE’ with those?!” while I continued to fanny about and spell my word and take pictures from every angle completely ignoring them. And of course the observances, “That spells TAMPAX! I CAN READ THAT!”
I was also accused, by the way, by my 6 year old of irresponsibly and frivolously buying something I do not need to which I tried to explain: “But, but… I bought them when I needed them! Oh, never mind…”
There is of course, the multitude of punny alternate captions, the one of which stands out most:
Ya know, as in “end of story?” But also it’s a period? Get it?
*snicker* Sorry. (Feel free to chime in here…)
Ps. Oh yeah, sorry Tampax, it’s nothing personal. We had a good run.
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