Jammie Onesies Are IN.

I declare this year the year of the onesy!

Footie and full-body pajamas are back, people, and you can try to deny them but you’re only depriving yourself!

Do you remember my big bad Marine brother-in-law who went off to Afghanistan last year, for whom I solicited many a thought and prayer from you over?

I give you exhibit A.

Full length Marine onesy.

See? The warmth and snugness of the Forever Lazy is not lost, not even on him.

And if you haven’t heard of the Forever Lazy, they sell them at Wal-Mart so you can go to there and get one as soon as you close this post. You know you want to. (This is totally not a review either, merely just an observance about the full-body pj comeback.)

Anyway, it is a very soft, very snugly full-body onesy suit, with a flap in the back for your butt.

Yes. They are adult pajamas with buttflaps. Ya know. For convenience.

The commercial has people tailgating in them, so perhaps we’re allowed to wear these in public? Um, no.  Not really. Although I suppose if one were really drunk…

I don’t happen to have a Forever Lazy myself (I know! Isn’t that a travesty?) although I was literally entranced by the commercial when it came on. It was like the commercial for the Slanket (or Snuggie) the first time I saw that one TIMES ONE BILLION. (ps. I am a sucker for As Seen On TV products, I cannot resist them.)

I do, however, happen to have footie pajamas with monkeys on them. I got them at Christmas because I needed them and I needed an excuse to get them because every Christmas the whole family gets new pajamas on Christmas eve and this year our theme was monkeys.

I was out Christmas shopping when I perchance came upon a full body monkey footie jammies for grownups (can you believe the luck?!) I needed to have them.

They are literally the most un-sexy thing I own but the most comfortable. I spent the entire time I was sick and sleeping last week wearing them. (These are particularly dangerous when you’re sick because something like a tissue or a pair of underwear can fall in, get trapped in the footie area and you don’t know it until you walk around and feel a little something extra in there spending time with your foot. Not that that’s happened or anything.)

But seriously.

How can you resist the full body luxuriousness?

I know I can’t.

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